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Re: Five Word Story Right Here

by mayank on Wed Jan 20, 2010 10:59 pm

The story thus far:

"Today i went to the supermarket to buy some milk. But i met a girl who told me a secret that she only wanted to eat the charred pieces of my really twisted, perverted personality. She told me to go with her to her house for special treatment, that i knew would clear up the gloomy mood that i've been having since last week when my ex told me she was actually an alien who's name was In-Duck-Thur and she likes long walks on the beach but that's the past now. She is a he who serves me at my house. "In-Duck-Thur" likes to wear my robe and wizard hat in school because he also is studying part time while working in the potato chip factory. I don't really like to procrastinate on the internet like procrastinator because I too work, that's why i went with my brother in a sexshop but it was expensive, so we just bought a couple of blue, extra large blow up fillets that tasted like rubber bands twisted around a large piece of shit. I couldn't help but fall into the endless pit of embarrassment and shame. My brother reached out so he could not get a hold of my hand because it was really busy oK? I used industrial strength lubricant for repairing our moped and the bored out cylinders that keep getting stuck up my foot as a result of monkeys hanging on it while i left my wallet on my drawer back at home. So i went back, but on the way back there I found a baby penguin with biblical genatalia on its left wing which felt a lilttle itchy, but looked pretty good despite the big *** melon that took my virginity last for so i" could finally go back to

PS: Seriously, where's this story going ? Does anyone bother to end the sentence somewhere at least ? :lol:
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Re: Five Word Story Right Here

by AniG on Wed Jan 20, 2010 11:38 pm

[quote="mayank"]The story thus far:

"Today i went to the supermarket to buy some milk. But i met a girl who told me a secret that she only wanted to eat the charred pieces of my really twisted, perverted personality. She told me to go with her to her house for special treatment, that i knew would clear up the gloomy mood that i've been having since last week when my ex told me she was actually an alien who's name was In-Duck-Thur and she likes long walks on the beach but that's the past now. She is a he who serves me at my house. "In-Duck-Thur" likes to wear my robe and wizard hat in school because he also is studying part time while working in the potato chip factory. I don't really like to procrastinate on the internet like procrastinator because I too work, that's why i went with my brother in a sexshop but it was expensive, so we just bought a couple of blue, extra large blow up fillets that tasted like rubber bands twisted around a large piece of shit. I couldn't help but fall into the endless pit of embarrassment and shame. My brother reached out so he could not get a hold of my hand because it was really busy oK? I used industrial strength lubricant for repairing our moped and the bored out cylinders that keep getting stuck up my foot as a result of monkeys hanging on it while i left my wallet on my drawer back at home. So i went back, but on the way back there I found a baby penguin with biblical genatalia on its left wing which felt a lilttle itchy, but looked pretty good despite the big *** melon that took my virginity last for so i" could finally go back to

PS: Seriously, where's this story going ? Does anyone bother to end the sentence somewhere at least ? :lol:


dedication! and its supposed to be incohetrent like this. its funny to read it as a whole
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Re: Five Word Story Right Here

by samcera on Thu Jan 21, 2010 12:36 am

lol good job mayank.

[quote="mayank"]The story thus far:

"Today i went to the supermarket to buy some milk. But i met a girl who told me a secret that she only wanted to eat the charred pieces of my really twisted, perverted personality. She told me to go with her to her house for special treatment, that i knew would clear up the gloomy mood that i've been having since last week when my ex told me she was actually an alien who's name was In-Duck-Thur and she likes long walks on the beach but that's the past now. She is a he who serves me at my house. "In-Duck-Thur" likes to wear my robe and wizard hat in school because he also is studying part time while working in the potato chip factory. I don't really like to procrastinate on the internet like procrastinator because I too work, that's why i went with my brother in a sexshop but it was expensive, so we just bought a couple of blue, extra large blow up fillets that tasted like rubber bands twisted around a large piece of shit. I couldn't help but fall into the endless pit of embarrassment and shame. My brother reached out so he could not get a hold of my hand because it was really busy oK? I used industrial strength lubricant for repairing our moped and the bored out cylinders that keep getting stuck up my foot as a result of monkeys hanging on it while i left my wallet on my drawer back at home. So i went back, but on the way back there I found a baby penguin with biblical genatalia on its left wing which felt a lilttle itchy, but looked pretty good despite the big *** melon that took my virginity last for so i" could finally go back to..


the supermarket with my mum.
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Re: Five Word Story Right Here

by psishock on Thu Jan 21, 2010 6:22 am

When arrived, mum was totally
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Re: Five Word Story Right Here

by Prince De Sad on Thu Jan 21, 2010 7:28 am

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Re: Five Word Story Right Here

by psishock on Thu Jan 21, 2010 8:15 am

, fat and ugly she-male friend
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Re: Five Word Story Right Here

by York on Thu Jan 21, 2010 12:14 pm

who, I forgot to mention,
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Re: Five Word Story Right Here

by psishock on Thu Jan 21, 2010 12:44 pm

that was unintentionally pregnant somehow
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Re: Five Word Story Right Here

by York on Thu Jan 21, 2010 4:26 pm

Upon enter the supermarket, we
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Re: Five Word Story Right Here

by psishock on Thu Jan 21, 2010 5:45 pm

started to kiss each other,
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Re: Five Word Story Right Here

by mayank on Thu Jan 21, 2010 7:32 pm

and totally forgot that we
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Re: Five Word Story Right Here

by Chenlab on Thu Jan 21, 2010 8:02 pm

Had just eaten cheesy pizza
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Re: Five Word Story Right Here

by ralphe on Thu Jan 21, 2010 10:36 pm

and forgot Duck-Thur aliens are...
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Re: Five Word Story Right Here

by Frozen Ray on Thu Jan 21, 2010 10:43 pm

inside my mouth since the...
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Re: Five Word Story Right Here

by samcera on Fri Jan 22, 2010 12:08 am

war of 1423. Now my
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